Here, you will be able to examine and appraise some of the more common ways in which women behave in all their dealings with their men.

1) She can and will confront her partner when she feels she has grown in size. But, for him, his reply must always be similar.

2) She will talk against her own kin. But, under no circumstances can he indulge himself in such behaviour as well.

3) Just like the fact mentioned in point number three, she will talk out against his kin as well, but here too, he must agree or else he cannot see clearly.

4) Only he can be called lazy if he forgets or fails to clear up the mess. But when she fails to do so, she will smile and claim that the reason behind this is not laziness but fatigue.

5) If a man is unhappy in his relationship he can get a divorce, but if he does he is abandoning the woman, but if a woman asks for a divorce she is doing the right thing, by getting out of a bad relationship.

6) Men should not yell at the kids, but the kids should stop giving the mom a reason to yell at them.

7) He must always be prepared to grind and brew coffee when she wants it. But, he, as the man, should not ask for this favor to be returned. The reason behind this refusal is that she has not signed up for servitude.

8) If he keeps quiet, she will raise her voice in anger and force him to speak out. But, if he complies, she will raise her voice in anger again and order him to remain silent.

9) She will raise hell the moment he fails to comply with her important requests. But when he argues on the same lines, she will state that the same moral does not apply because each and every issue is crucial to her.

10) If he goes out and spends cash on something, she will claim that is a spendthrift. But, when she follows suit, the reason is that life is worth living to the fullest.

11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her because this is one of his major faults. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize.

12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked hard and had a terrible day.

Closure:
Let it not be argued or mentioned that a man is more than a woman because the opposite is the case. Women have more brains, are funnier and have a much better sense of fashion and humane characteristics. All I have done above is pointed out some of our female oddities, and such have not degraded women, but rather empowered them.

Attention:
No part of the above essay is meant to detail or criticize women. Each different point is merely part of my attempt in mapping out how an amusing portrait of a married woman.

About the Author:
Sharon Gerad is a wife and mother of two, and parses internet casinos as well as other game entities for playing  black jack and other fun card or even board games.